The life of a sarcastic teenager that plays way too many video games and can Englishing properly.

 

modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed

modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

jimmysnowvakk:

gayinsect:

i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second

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